Harry Potter in 99 Seconds. - ALWAYS REBLOG.
Someone asked me to explain Harry Potter… I sang this. Because I have every word memorized. Also, THERE ONCE WAS A BOY NAMED DRACO, DESTINED TO BE A THUG. HIS PARENTS WORKED FOR VOLDEMORT, WHO GAVE HIM AN AWKWARD HUG!
It was hilarious until they reached Deathly Hallows and then I cried
and I was in the bath.
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Oh my God.
The longer you look at his face.
The better it gets.
WINDOWS HAS ENCOUNTERED A PROBLEM WITH FIREFOX
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I SAW WHERE COOKIES WEREN’T
AND SAID
NO
THIS WILL NOT DO
MY COOKIES ARE FUCKING GODDAMN DELICIOUS
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Rule 3 of Tumblr: When you see this post, you ALWAYS reblog.
I know I reblogged this yesterday when I discovered it but guess what… it’s a Monday.
ALWAYS. He makes me laugh so hard.
WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE!?
I am in tears
WHY AM I JUST NOW SEEING THIS?
I have never laughed this hard at a video on tumblr…-wipes tear-
IT’S MONDAY, THEREFORE YOU REBLOG THIS
hahaha oh my god that’s the best thing
SO I FINALLY DECIDED TO WATCH THIS AND IT WAS THE GREATEST DECISION OF MY LIFE
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because it makes it sound like there’s more than one outcome.
Yeah, we’re expecting a baby
but it could be a velociraptor.
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WHO NAMED THIS FLOWER
IT BARGES INTO ALL YOUR CONVERSATIONS
IT GIVES YOU A STUPID NICKNAME WHEN YOU’VE MET, LIKE, ONCE
IT WIGGLES ITS STAMENS AT YOU SUGGESTIVELY FOR NO REASON
IT IS: THE AGGRESSIVELY FORWARD BEARDED IRIS
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